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John Tischer '71: Turtles And Titanics

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At a dinner party, a woman was in conversation with
George Bernard Shaw:

Woman:  “Surely, Mr Shaw, the theory  of evolution
cannot be correct. Everyone knows that the world is
balanced on the back of a turtle.”

G.B.S.: “Indeed, Madam? Then what does that turtle
rest on?”

Woman: “Why, on the back of another turtle,
of course,”

G.B.S. “I see…..and beneath that turtle?”

Woman: “Oh, Mr. Shaw, it’s no use….it’s turtles all
the way down.”

The world economy is a Titanic….
The environment is a Titanic….
Seven billion people is a Titanic….
The New World Order is a Titanic…

It’s Titanics all the way down.

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