As I sat in the Brody Learning Commons (or "the Bro" as I've heard undergraduates refer to it), reading my book for class, blithely minding my own business, I reached into my bag for the Dove chocolate I had squirreled away. This is what my chocolate had to say to me:
"Calories only exist if you count them. Love, Dove."
Okay, as Jon Stewart would say after a particularly offensive clip from
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