My heart was filled with joy this morn
Because it's donut day.
But biting into my first choice
Didst fill me with dismay.
My solid donut was not filled
With custard or with cream
Or lemon curd or jelly; it's
A nightmare, not a dream.
When I get a donut with no
Hole upon its middle,
But having only dough inside it
Causes quite a riddle.
The pastry contract clearly states
That donuts must have holes,
Or filling otherwise or they're
Not donuts, but just rolls.
Like coffee with no caffeine or
A goal without a goalie,
A donut with no center and
No filling's just unholy.
