Fry It Up
Got a problem with
Your neighbor, girl friend, family?
Fry It Up
Who says our relationship’s been
in the refrigerator too long?
Fry It Up
Do you have a drinking problem?
Drug problem? Do you wash your
hands too fre-quent-ly?
Fry It Up
Don’t know what to do with life…
the emptiness inside you fills
with doughnuts….
Fry It Up
Your great life plan, now that
you’ve graduated from Harvard….
Fry It Up
Forty years on the job and they
demoted you because the assholes
liked someone else that smelled like
them better….
Fry it up, because
that’s what’s for dinner…..
fry it up because….mmmmmmm
that’s tasty!
fry it up because
we eat all the shit
that ain’t Number One!
fry it up because we let
the towel heads have a few
Seven Elevens, but we got
their oil!
Hell!!! We got more oil
than they do now!!!
Just fry the whole damn
thing up and bring it out,
and make sure there’s plenty
of bacon and ketchup and beer…!!!!